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That moment when there is actually good food in the fridge.
  • me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs

no one ever pays me in trident layers.

loling-inthe-deep:

tothefridgeandbeyond:

last year in english this girl sneeze farted and i sat right behind her

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  • me: why did you just reblog that from them
  • me: i literally just reblogged that
  • me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
  • me: is it because you don't like me
  • me: is it because i'm fat

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